this is why I

this is why I <3 my dad.

Me: I want to go camping.
Dad: I hate to tell you this, but Mother's not going to want to since there's no shower and you have to shit in the woods.
Me: Okay. Mom and Hannah can stay behind.
Dad: And I seem to remember you have to smoke lots of dope to keep all the mosquitoes away.
Me: Okay. I can do that.
Dad: I hate to say it, but you're going to have to find someone else for that.
Me: Okay, I can do that.
Dad: *laughs* I ain't gonna say nothin'. My dope smoking days are over.
At Algonquin there are showers and toilets : )