February 2012
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June 2011
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December 2010
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I want to see more dead things on my dashboard.
June 2010
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April 2010
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March 2010
4 posts
pumpmylove:
My friends are doing salvia tomorrow and I’m going to be their sitter. These are the same people who got mad at me for doing LSD.
LSD and SalVia are completely different…
Looks like im back Tumblr
Missmissmissmissmissmissmissmissmiss
January 2010
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For the first 5 weeks of your fetal life you...
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For the first 5 weeks of your fetal life you...
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December 2009
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September 2009
16 posts
this is why I
Me: I want to go camping.
Dad: I hate to tell you this, but Mother's not going to want to since there's no shower and you have to shit in the woods.
Me: Okay. Mom and Hannah can stay behind.
Dad: And I seem to remember you have to smoke lots of dope to keep all the mosquitoes away.
Me: Okay. I can do that.
Dad: I hate to say it, but you're going to have to find someone else for that.
Me: Okay, I can do that.
Dad: *laughs* I ain't gonna say nothin'. My dope smoking days are over.
At Algonquin there are showers and toilets : )
To all the sitting people who never stood a chance.
This creepy kid is in love with me :(
23:00Joe farmville!
23:00Emily hah no
23:01Joe fine whats up?
23:02Emily not much, watching the sopranos you?
23:03Joe lol nawt much did you know that we’re getting married ?
23:04Emily no were not
23:04Joe yes we are cuz you love me
23:04Emily sorry joe but i dont love you
23:04Joe o yes you do and you know it!
23:05Emily no.
23:05Joe yes.
23:05Emily why dont you find a girl...
August 2009
5 posts
July 2009
46 posts
Attention: All Canadian residents on Tumblr
strawburyduck:
saithis:
Somebody needs to kidnap Strawburyduck because she lives in Canada, and has never heard of Bell Orchestre or Wolf Parade, ‘heard of but never heard’ Arcade Fire and Tegan & Sara, heard ‘a few songs’ from Stars and Broken Social Scene and ‘heard but doesn’t really like’ Feist.
YOU MUST RECTIFY THIS.
I’M SORRY! I’m a sheltered child! ;____;
Wow benita
GUYS I'M BACK
strawburyduck:
missmiss:
strawburyduck:
also a tad jetlagged as it is 10:30pm in Germany and the plane only arrived like two hours ago - so I literally like just got home an hour or so ago.
I got a new top, a pair of Birks (in Amsterdam :D), a pair of sunglasses, a new pair of running shoes, and a FUCKING AWESOME TAN.
MATT. I got the mix cd! I love it! I haven’t listened to it yet but I...
GUYS I'M BACK
strawburyduck:
also a tad jetlagged as it is 10:30pm in Germany and the plane only arrived like two hours ago - so I literally like just got home an hour or so ago.
I got a new top, a pair of Birks (in Amsterdam :D), a pair of sunglasses, a new pair of running shoes, and a FUCKING AWESOME TAN.
MATT. I got the mix cd! I love it! I haven’t listened to it yet but I will asap.
How is everyone...
I need to be drugs more.
pumpmylove:
I wish all the time was the night.
P.S. i wrote a song and i might record it tomorrow.
Your a loser (But i love you) and if we lived in B.C we could be drugs all the time :)